T-Shirt - GIROBLIMP

On May 9th 2025, the GIROBLIMP entered Cumbernauldian airspace — a moment etched into our collective memory. Across the town, folk spilled into their gardens, shielding their eyes from the morning glare as the colossal craft hummed overhead.

In the days that followed, souvenir shops started to appear in the Town Centre's previously empty units, hawking cheap knock-offs and pixelated prints — most of them run by fast-talking traders from Airdrie and Coatbridge, eager to cash in on Cumbernauld’s new status as a ‘visited’ town.

This is the only official t-shirt. This image was captured by North Lanarkshire Council’s SKYCAM-67 at precisely 09:03 on May 9th, 2025.