Dream Guinness

Weekends over and I'm still sober and
Maybe I can string them together and just stop
No cold shoulder and no hangover and
Maybe this could even be better than I thought

Have you tried Dream Guinness
It's as good as the real thing
Heavy on head but light on the purse string
It's a night out disguised as a night in
All of my dread disappears in the morning

Have another Dream Guinness
Yeah one more
Have another Dream Guinness
You want more
Have another Dream Guinness
Yeah one more
Have another Dream Guinness
You want more

Dream Guinness, I'll never get my jam again
Playing tennis and hiking on a Saturday
Self righteous smile at hungover friend
And the god damn lack of any Anadin

Feel great all the time
Sleep like child at night
What a load of shite
What a load of shite

Microbiome guys
Gut health optimised
What a load of shite
What a load of shite